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Howdy Ho!

I'm Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo, from South Park, and I'm here wishing you happy holidays, even if it's not close to any holiday... I'm pleasured to be hosting Turd Town, on this website devoted to toilets. I even get my own feature page! Select the place you want to go to from the menu above you. There are turd jokes, toilet jokes, lists about the types of turds and dumps, and even a little page about me. Also, enjoy the pooping tomato below, compliments of doodie.com!


Welcome to Turd Town, the stinkiest, nastiest town on the web!