If you're addicted to toilets,
then this website is for you!
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This just in - TOILETS RULE!!! Okay, so toilets already did rule before I got the news, but if you didn't know that, then you better get it in your head quick or leave this site forever. You also better take the poll in the poll section on this page just to be sure. You can vote as many times as you like, but you better vote well. Then, once your done, be sure to check your results.
You may be wondering why the word 'toilet' is misspelled on the name of the website. Yes, I am well aware that toilet is spelt T-O-I-L-E-T and not T-O-I-L-I-T. The folks over at Tripod thought that 'toilet' was an inappropriate word, I guess, and wouldn't let me use it in the name of my website, so I had to misspell it. I suppose I should have counter-balanced it by spelling rule 'rool' but I didn't think of it at the time.
I just started this website, and few of the other pages are up and running yet, so until then, just browse to the best of your abilities.
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Home- Where you are right now! Includes News, Summary of Site, and Polls.
Fart Frenzy- How can you talk of toilets without mentioning farts? This page is devoted to farts, including jokes and sounds. If you're a fart fanatic, this is where you should go!
Puzzles- A fun section that includes mazes and word puzzles that you can either print of solve right there on your computer screen!
Pictures- This section if full of toilet pictures. (what else?) As you go through the slideshows, most will leave you laughing, while others may make you think about how beautiful toilets really are.
Stories & Poems- You can submit your own stories and poems about toilets and read other people's. If your story or poem is selected, it will be posted on the site for all to see.
Toilet Central- This is the main place to go if you love toilets like I do. If you think this main page is all about loving toilets, just wait until you check out Toilet Central! Turd Town- What can I say? Turd Town's a town full of... well, turds... Actually, Turd Town is much more than that. If it could have any other name, it would be "Jokes." This section is FULL of poopy jokes and humor that will make you laugh- guaranteed! It includes tons of silly stuff, including lists of disgusting types of poop, cartoons, and tons more jokes. Best of all, it's hosted by none other than Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo himself!
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The following poll results will not only show what the public thinks about toilets, but will also show what YOU think about toilets. Keep track of the different letters you have answered while answering the five questions. At the end, click on the link beneath the last poll to see if you really do love toilets!
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